theyellowbrickroad:

My dad saw some scene kids sitting outside of this gas station and said “maybe they’re ghosts from 2008” omfg

internet-slang:

• BAD WORDS TO NEVER USE NOT EVEN ADULT CAN USE
• heck
• heckaroo
• frick frop
• nincompoop
• heckle deckle 
• diddly darn 
• pokémon
• zoowe mama

do not ever use words like these or else u will be grounded by oboma 

rosaparking:

if u wouldnt kiss me that is fine, like totally cool just know that

1. i fucked yr mom
2. ur fuckin loser and i fuck ur mom

rneerkat:

whens chip skylarks next tour

romulusthread:

panemsrebellion:

romulusthread:

STOP UNFOLLOWING ME I HAVE 5 CHILDREN AND A WIFE TO SUPPORT

you are a gay teenage boy

NOT IN FRONT OF THE CHILDREN

2treehill:

lms if u remember in middle school when they changed the multiplication sign from x to •

mowwwg:

“you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!”

the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact

amoying:

give birth to the roof, feed the roof, nurture the roof,

raise the roof